fasten your seatbelts

welcome friends! i'm so happy you could join me today as i take you on a wild ride through this dark tunnel. luckily i've brought along my glowing brilliance to light our way. i hope everyone brought a sack lunch and a good book. we will be departing shortly so make sure to fasten your seatbelt and introduce yourself to your seat partner. here we go........
so it turns out i'm at work right now a.k.a the place where i go a'internetting. i have just looked outseide to see this day of unseasonable warmth come to a close. but at least i got see it reflected in glass figurines and inspirational paperweights. i'm looking for a new job. yesterday i deposited me resume at a lingerie shop called (drumroll please.....) the freudian slip! i don't know about you but that makes me giggle. i can just see it now, wrapping little undies in tissue paper for nervous husbands, informing anyone heading for a dressing room of the disposable thongs to prevent your naughty parts from rubbing on the merchandise, telling people about micro-fibers and things that need to dry flat..... it could be grand. my second stop on the frivolous gifts employment train. but i guess as long as i'm on the employment train it doesn't really matter. oh! i see....off in the distance......a dark figure. hark! a customer! i'm off.