happy v.d day!

My loyal readers and adoring fans, I have something to share with you on this day of v.ds.I mean valentines. Aside from christmas and, lets be honest here, probably your birthday, this is the lonliest day of the year. The day that we are all instructed to slip into something uncomfortable and spend our hard earned poverty on those willing to sleep with us. Lets look on the bright side, if you are not participating in the physical act of love you are most likely avoiding AIDS and other things that cause you to itch and burn. So curl up with a movie and a big ol' jug o' wine and thank your lucky stars that you are alone.