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To many of you this is just an ordinary Saturday, but to me this is an almost special day. Yes, that's right. Today is my half birthday! You may think that birthdays don't come in halves but you are so wrong. Today I'm going to get out there and have a mediocre day. I'm going to light a half melted birthday candle and stick it in a muffin. I'll blow it out and make a wish and tell someone what I wished for. I'll buy myself a halfway decent gift and see if one of my friends will hand it to me. It will be kind of good.